Hope everyone knows about Mr.Jeppiar, the Chairman and Chancellor of Sathyabama Deemed University, Chennai and some more self financing colleges, always speaks in English. That college students have collected & published a book by name "Jeppier's Spoken English", Hope every one enjoys the English-speech of Mr. Jeppiar. Now, here are some classic English sentences from the great "Jeppier's Spoken English"…………….
# At the ground:
All of you stand in a straight circle.
There is no wind in the balloon.
The girl with the mirror please comes her……….
(Means: girl with specs please come here).
# To a boy, angrily:
I talk, he talk, why you middle middle talk?
# While punishing students:
You, rotate the ground four times...
You, go and understand the tree...
You three of you stand together separately.
Why are you late - say YES or NO .....(?)
# While addressing students about Dress Code: (he's very strict about this)
Every body should wear dress to college
Boys no proplum
Girls are pig proplum . (pig=big)
Girls should wear only slawar no nitee.
Girls should not wear T sirt ,U shirt,V shirt.. but if you want to wear .... remove it when inside the campus and put it oout side the campus
# Sir at his best:
Sir had once gone to a film with his wife. By chance, he happened to see one of our boys at the theatre, though the boy did no t see them.
So the next day at s school... (to that boy) - "Yesterday I saw you
WITH MY WIFE at the Cinema Theatre"
# Sir at his best inside the Class room:
Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere come in.
Open the doors of the window. Let the Air Force come in.
Cut an apple into two halves - I will take the bigger half.
Shhh...Quiet, boys...the principal JUST PASSED AWAY in the corridor
You, meet me behind the class. (Meaning AFTER the class..)
This one is cool >> "Both of u three get out of the class."
Close the doors of the windows please. I have winter in my nose today...
Take Copper Wire of any metal especially of Silver.....
Take 5 cm wire of any length....
Last but not the least some Jeppiar experiences ...
Once Sir had come late to a college function, by the time he reached, the function had begun, so he went to the dais, and said, sorry I am late, because on the way my car hit 2 muttons (Meaning goats).
At Sathyabama college day 2002:
"This college strict u the worry no .... U get good marks, I the happy, tomorrow u get good job, jpr the happy, tomorrow u marry I the enjoy"
At St.Josephs college of engineering fresher's day 2003:
"No ragging this college. Anybody rag we arrest the police "
VERY IMPORTANT: ok, enjoy this English, but don't forget your English !!
2 comments:
Would Like to add some other stuff that came in the JLT Magazine in Mumbai few years back...and this is the real one:
A physics professor of a college stepped into the class on the first day for his lecture in First Year Junior College:
Since the class was pretty overcrowded and was on the 7th floor of the college building, he told to open the windows with his wonderful English....
"Open the doors of the windows and let the Air Force come in..."
After the doors of the windows were opened by the students who properly decoded his instructions, it was an introduction session. So the professor spoked about his family:
" I have two daughters, both are girls... "
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