Wednesday, March 30, 2011

Family Problems In US and India

Two men, one American and an Indian were sitting in a bar and discussing about their family problems. The Indian man said to the American, ‘We have problem in India we can’t marry the one whom we love, You know my parents are forcing me to get married to this so called homely girl from a village whom I haven’t even met once.’ We call this arranged marriage. I don’t want to marry a woman whom I don’t love… I told them that openly and now have a hell lot of family problems.’
The American said, talking about love marriages… In America We can marry the one whom we love ……I’ll tell you my story. ‘I married a widow whom I deeply loved and dated for 3 years. After a couple of years, my father fell in love with my step-daughter and married her, so my father became my son-in-law and I became my father’s father-in-law.
Legally now my daughter is my mother and my wife my grandmother. More problems occurred when I had a son. My son is my father’s brother and so he is my uncle. Situations turned worse when my father had a son. Now my father’s son, my brother is my grandson. Ultimately, I have become my own grandfather and I am my own grandson.”

Tuesday, March 8, 2011

Sacche bol: Between nikah and janaaza

Farq sirf itna sa tha.......teri doli uthi, meri miyyath uthi!

Farq sirf itna sa tha.......tu saj gayi, mujhe sajaya gaya!

Farq sirf itna sa tha.......tu bhi ghar ku chali, mi bhi ghar ku chala!

Farq sirf itna sa tha.......tu uth ke gayi, mujhe uthaya gaya!

Farq sirf itna sa tha.......mefil wahan bhi thi, log yahaan bhi the!

Farq sirf itna sa tha.......unka hasna wahaan, inka roona yahaan!

Farq sirf itna sa tha.......quazi udhar bhi tha, moulvi idhar bhi tha!

Farq sirf itna sa tha.......do bol tere pade, do bol mere pade!

Farq sirf itna sa tha.......tera nikah pada, mera janaaza pada!

Farq sirf itna sa tha.......tujhe apnaya gaya, mujhe dafnaya gaya!